WoW Gold- A Few Ways to Please Your WoW Geek
One thing that's infamous about WoW is how addictive it is. This is nothing new and has been chronicled in various mediums since the dawn of time. One particular phenomenon I'd like to explore is the massive amount of WoW hate generated due to the game's tendency to cause many relationships to spontaneously combust (or even crumble). WoW Gold.I will also be exploring possible solutions to keep future relationships from succumbing to the same fate. Buying cheaper WoW Gold is not an easy job.
Now, I know the members of the World of Warcraft PvP Community are generally leading experts on how to deal with women. Like this guy. After all, there's no better practice than managing to stutter a few incoherent sentences at the local LAN party to the one average looking girl present.WoW Gold. No, this is not the article for the WoW e-hero studs on the SK-100. This is the article for the players who aspire to be like The Great Ming, who found love through WoW and was consequently spared the unfortunate fate of having to buy a Real Doll. This is for the WoW player who has a girl that just doesn't understand.
I'll focus on the latter first. Take our first example:
"Today, I was lying in bed naked and blindfolded. I told my boyfriend he could do anything he wanted to me. About 30 minutes later I get out of bed and find him in the computer room play World of Warcraft. His friends needed him. FML"
Now, sure. One could make the argument that if a guy is more willing to play a game than sleep with you, but he's not really into you. Let's ignore that and pretend that he is. WoW Gold.There are a number of ways to get a WoW player's attention.
1. Cosplay (Bonus Points here if you're an Asian female)
2. Call him in-game titles followed before or after his real name
3. Tell him that his large amount of achievement points is sexy
4. Whisper sweet nothings in his ear about how WoW PvP will be perfectly balanced one day
5. Tell him that you did tonight's cooking daily just for him, without the 13g cost to him.
6. When he plays his Druid/Ret/Warrior cleave team and loses to Holy Play, tell him it's because they're both skilled comps
7. Reassure him that no matter how low his arena ratings get, you'll never leave him for Vance
8. During intercourse, play Shaunconnery's XFire stream and shout in the most stereotypical Asian voice you can muster, "USE YOUR NIKE SHOOOOES!!!" This won't make sense to you, but trust me, he'll like it.
9. If he plays a warrior, roll (or eBay) a druid.
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